Zlatan - “First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.”
Reporter - “Is your playing style Swedish or Yugoslavian?”
Zlatan - “It’s Zlatan-style.”
Reporter - “You’ve got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?”
Zlatan - “Well…I don’t know…you’ll have to ask your wife about that”
Zlatan - “Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster.” (Zlatan about the rumour that he bought a super-Porsche)
Reporter - “Do you think it’s even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?”
Zlatan - “According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games.”
Reporter - “What would you name your son?”
Zlatan - “Zlatan Jr.”
Zlatan (about how time stopped as he stood waiting on the side line to come in against Argentina in the World Cup.) - “You could have punched me in the face, I wouldn’t have noticed.”
Reporter - “How many one night stands have you had in total?”
Zlatan - “I don’t do that stuff. For me it is romance and love…right?”
Zlatan (Answer to criticism from John Carew that Zlatan’s moves are pointless.) - “What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.”